ew how can anyone just watch it for Sebstan and ignore how flawless this show is ew ew ew ew ew ew ew EW
heathens. heathens. disgusting. call the police.
dont watch kings unless youre going to love every aspect of it unequivocally
it’s april now and its raining down a motherfucker here this is bullshit i wasn’t done with summer yet
BLACK WIDOW MOVIE OR BUST TBQH
i would honest to god chop off fingers for a black widow movie (not mine, but like definitely someone else’s); a black widow movie of any form and shape. PREFERABLY i would like a red room prequel, but honestly at this point i’ll take anything. also as much as i like sebstan’s hobo sad face, i’d bust a gut if the winter soldier got a feature before natasha.
and i want this prequel i WANT THIS PREQUEL SO BAD THAT IS HONESTLY ALL I WANT. okayophelia and i talked about like the DREAM STRUCTURE OF OUR DREAM SOVIET ASSASSINS MOVIE, which is a shifting hall of mirrors narrative by unreliable narrator natasha romanoff/natalia alianovna romanova/whatever else aliases she has. i mean, it’s probably a bit too fragmented since mcu tends to be pretty linear with its framing, but a girl can dream.
(MR AND MRS SMITH’S FRAMING THO LETS DO IT LIKE THAT)
seriously all i want is this rolling huge narrative behind the 21st century conspiracy thriller of cap2 because good GOD i want the imagery of it so bad; blood in the snow and operas in evening wear and natasha going undercover and the winter soldier as her back up; the two of them a veritable army fighting the cold war without believing in the ideology. and BUNKERS and identity narratives and three day stakeouts and you start to see some of the winter soldier’s programming breaking down while natasha starts to question her loyalty to her state and wondering if any of her memories are real anyway; finding the humanity under the years of numbness. also red room training RED ROOM TRAINING.
i just. at this point i don’t care about the narrative it’s almost a visceral need for the sheer imagery of it.
”- will probably do a striptease for rent money idk”