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OEDIPUS YOU POOR THING YOU!!! honestly I think I pity him the most, but jason and theseus i just blatantly dislike

my default reaction whenever i hear the name oedipus is to laugh

because i heard a joke about motherfucking once

i’m sorry sophocles i’m sorry

OH GOD I HATE ALL OF THEM LIKE LET’S MAKE A LIST

jason, theseus, odysseus, heracles. only heroes i vaguely kind of like are achilles and hector

ugh


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  1. amorevna said: meh odysseus really just irritates me, and I don’t even know why, he just does. (maybe it’s because the first thing we read in 9th grade was the odyssey and my teacher kept comparing it to Twilight because she was obsessed)
  2. theloupgaroux said: don’t forget the mythic loupacles, defender of incest and mortal lover of the patron goddess of writing, ilvalentinos. Lol.
  3. marrymejasonsegel said: What about Perseus? and ugh Achilles.
  4. peremadeleine said: Odysseus is a dick but I love him and I don’t know how to stop loving him so I just roll with it. Him and Patroclus. Whereas I kind of almost hate Achilles. idek man
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